*magnetos away from my responsibilities* like
#i love how ‘Magneto’ is being used as a verb #like ‘flying’ or ‘levitating’ could have been used and still made sense #but with ‘magnetos’ you get the sense that the speaker ascends with great disdain for humanity and their petty matters #truly a beautiful verb (via roboromantic)
Frequently asked questions
is he gay
I’m literally in tears right now this is beautiful
I turn to this when i’m sad in life
I want to know this person
Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
whyBecause he was a fungi
Why was he kicked out?
Don’t do it
There wasn’t mushroom
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?
And Microsoft Word?
i would rather hear the ringing
I DO BELIEVE THAT THOSE ARE CALLED HORRORTERRORS
um guys this is called tinnitus and is actually a form of hearing damage. like seriously your ears are damaged if you hear a ringing when it should be 100% completely quiet.